The Irrelevant Travel Plans

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. My spouse and I are planning on going on a one-day trip with another couple this summer. We are going down to Niagara Falls to play a golf course. Other than that, I know nothing.
Why? Because I'm irrelevant as far as the travel plans are concerned, because I'm irrelevant in general. I will be told whether or not we see the actual Falls, or if we go to any other attraction there. My input has not been asked for yet. I expect that to continue.
What will I say if I'm asked for input? That my spouse and my spouse's friend are planning it, and I should be thought of as livestock. That's because my spouse's friend is very close-minded and wants things done in a certain way. If I suggest something different, it will be rejected anyway. So why bother? I'll just sit back, relax and go with the flow.
As summer approaches, it's very nice as an irrelevant person to not have to think.

Regards,
Irrelevant