The Irrelevant Customer

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some of it may be informative however. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Today I'm waiting for my phone to be fixed. I've been told a service person will be here in the narrow gap of 8am to 5pm Eastern.
What other company can do this kind of accurate prediction? Well, how about gas companies, and water tank companies. In other words, any company who provides a necessity that makes looking for alternatives difficult.
I'm glad I'm a member of the irrelevant unemployed on days like this. If I wasn't, I'd have to take a day off work to be available. I want to stay close to the front door in case they don't call first. Since my phone is not working properly, I may not get the call anyway.
To borrow from David Letterman, here are the Top 10 Things You Can Do While Waiting Near The Front Door For a Repairman:

1. Blog (if computer close by)
2. Read
3. Look out the window
4. Sudoku
5. Listen to radio or CDs
6. Solitaire
7. Eat
8. Semi-sleep
9. TV (if close by)
10. Wait for mailman

Regards,

Irrelevant