The Irrelevant Theory II

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. How do you get your theory to be accepted? It has to be proven using an accepted, objective measurement, like DNA testing.
The key is accepted by your would-be detractors. It has to be something they can understand, and can say that result is correct. Any other way will always leave some doubt.
Christopher Columbus said he would sail "off the edge of the world" to prove his theory. He had all his passengers as witnesses. He would prove to everyone he got to "India" by having visual accounts, and different artifacts.
Of course, Columbus did not get to India, but he did prove his theory, and was hailed for it. On the other hand, when Galileo said the Earth revolved around the Sun, instead of the other way around, he was criticized, because his telescope was not seen as an accepted device to prove his theory.
Please come up with an accepted objective test to prove your theories.

Regards,
Irrelevant