The Irrelevant Golfer

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. I've now become an irrelevant golfer. No one cares how often I play, or where I play. I've decided not to keep a handicap. I don't belong to any leagues. I'm not going in any tournaments. The GAO (Golf Association of Ontario) and the RCGA don't see me on their radar. I'm not going to ask too many people to play with me. So far I've just been playing Monday and Wednesday mornings, mostly by myself.
So am I irrelevant? According to all governing bodies, definitely. The question is, should I be irrelevant? Should there be an organization that cares about me? I'd really like your feedback on this one.
Should private golf clubs be trying to recruit me? Should golf magazines be persuading me to subscribe? Should golf stores be trying to sell me? Should there be a parade of golf people at my door? Please let me know.

Regards,
Irrelevant