The Irrelevant Gas Prices

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Everyone is obsessed with gas prices, especially after they hit 1.08/litre in the GTA Tuesday. However, I feel gas prices are irrelevant for the following 10 reasons:

10. You can take alternative transportation to work (mass transit, bike, walk, roller blade, etc)
9. You can live closer to your work
8. You can work closer to your home (or even at home)
7. You can drive during non-rush hour traffic
6. You can get your company to cover your gas costs
5. You can carpool so you pay for a fraction of a tank
4. You can hitchhike
3. You can move into a hospital, fake illness at work and have an ambulance take you "home"
2. You can siphon gas out of someone else's car
1. You can fill a hot air balloon up with the official lines from all parties responsible for gas prices and commute by flying

Regards,
Irrelevant