The Irrelevant Invitation

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Yesterday I got an invitation to golf at one of the most exclusive clubs in Canada on this coming Sunday and Monday. All expenses paid!
Unfortunately it looks like the invitation is irrelevant.
Why? Because I have to find someone to do my part-time job Sunday, and look after my kids Monday. Both are proving to be exceedingly difficult in these vacation filled days.
Do I appreciate the invitation? Of course! It's the only way I'd ever get to play this course. But my duties make the invite irrelevant.
Do I wish I didn't have these duties to perform? For those two days, yes. But I wouldn't trade my lifestyle for anything. I truly live like royalty.
Keep those irrelevant invitations coming!

Regards,
Irrelevant