The Irrelevant Clothes

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. I was trying to decide what to wear today. Then I thought, why am I bothering? I'm irrelevant, so do my clothes matter? Or are they irrelevant too?
Think of someone you saw yesterday that you admire. What clothes were they wearing? Do you remember?
If you can't remember someone you think highly of, what are the chances of remembering someone's clothes when they're irelevant?
I don't have a clue what fragrance, clothes, hair colour, etc anyone wears if I'm not interested in them. Of course personal hygiene is another matter. But overall a person's appearance if they are a "life extra" is irrelevant.
Why then should I stress about my appearance, when I'm irrelevant to everyone?
I just saved some time in my daily routine!

Regards,
Irrelevant