The Irrelevant Medical Diagnosis

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Yesterday my spouse asked me if I thought one of our kids was too sick to go to church. Immediately I asked myself the following question - why? Why are you asking me? After all, my opinion is irrelevant.
Here's the logic - if I say my child is okay and my spouse agrees, my child goes to church. If I say my child is okay and my spouse disagrees, my child doesn't go to church. If I say my child is not okay and my spouse agrees, my child goes to church. If I say my child is not okay and my spouse disagrees, my child will go to church.
In all four possibilities, my child will stay or go to church based on my spouse's opinion. My opinion is irrelevant.
So, why am I asked for my opinion? My answer tomorrow.

Regards,
Irrelevant