The Irrelevant Arrangements

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. My spouse and I are playing in a golf tournament next Monday. As it starts at 1:30pm, we'll be on the course when our kids get out of school.
I've made arrangements to have our next door neighbour, who looks after kids after school, pick up our kids from our school. We're also going to give her money to take everyone out for dinner. I've discussed needing a booster seat, when our school lets kids out, etc.
My spouse has asked me for an update with several pointed questions. After answering them, I suggested my spouse should talk to her directly. Why? Because my arrangements are irrelevant.
My spouse, like any other relevant person, does not trust arrangements made by an irrelevant person. Why? More tomorrow.

Regards,
Irrelevant