The Irrelevant Career Plans III

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. The way I can make my career thoughts relevant is to turn their tangible, irrelevant (to me) thoughts into intangible, relevant (to me) thoughts, then into tangible, relevant (to me)thoughts.
For example, they want me to get an office job (tangible, irrelevant). I ask them if they want me to be happy (intangible, relevant). They should say yes. If they say no, they're no longer part of the conversation.
I tell them for me to be happy (intangible, relevant), I have to work part time (tangible, relevant) so I can continue to . The career plan to me is irrelevant if it doesn't have a part-time component.
If someone balks at this point ("that's not enough money"), ask them if they know your exact financial situation. Only your spouse should. Then you are on your way to relevancy.

Regards,
Irrelevant