The Irrelevant Diagnosis

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. This morning my daughter was coughing up a storm. My spouse thought it was iffy whether or not she should go to school. I was asked for my opinion. My reply was my diagnosis would be irrelevant.
Why? Because I'm irrelevant.
What this means is if I think she should be at school, and my spouse thinks home, she'll stay at home. If I think she should be at home and my spouse thinks school, she goes to school.
It doesn't matter if my diagnosis is correct or not. Because the source (me) is irrelevant, my diagnosis is irrelevant.
Is this fair? Yes, I think it is. It means I have no pressure. I can say whatever I want, with no worries about what I say. Talk about freedom! I love it!

Regards,
Irrelevant