The Irrelevant Orientation Meeting

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. This coming Saturday I'm attending our golf club staff orientation meeting. This Saturday also happens to be right in the middle of Easter weekend.
Does it matter to me? No.
Why? Because I'm irrelevant.
Since I'm irrelevant, any long weekend plans I would have are also irrelevant. Therefore, my employers should not have to consider them when booking their meetings.
Can my plans change? Who cares, since they were irrelevant anyway?
Do I have to go to the meeting? Could I just say I'm busy? Especially since it's my second year working there? More tomorrow.

Regards,
Irrelevant