The Irrelevant Survey

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. On Wednesday my daughter is getting evaluated. There is a survey the parents have to fill out. My spouse asked me to fill it out first. I said there was no point.
Why? Because my opinion is irrelevant. If I were to fill it out first, it would have to be in pencil. That way my spouse could change all the "wrong" answers (where we differ).
My spouse wasn't real thrilled about this. After explaining my logic, however, agreement was reached. I got to read it after my spouse completed it. And I did actually get to comment where I thought the answer should've been different.
Did it get changed? Heck no!
Why? Because I'm irrelevant.

Regards,
Irrelevant