The Irrelevant Talker

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. I'm an irrelevant talker. When E.F. Hutton talked, people listened; when I talk, no one listens.
Do you realize what freedom that gives me? I can say anything! No need to be politically correct. No worry of thinking first before speaking. No anxiety getting someone's attention.
Not only that, but now no one asks me for my opinion. Why? They don't care! As a result, I'm not bothered by anybody. Do you think Tiger Woods, Tom Cruise and other celebs would like to be in my shoes? They'd pay big bucks for even a day of no distractions. Sadly, they'll never know what it's like. They must be so envious of me!
I can let ideas come out of my mouth like a gumball machine. I don't have to worry about my foot following. I have no impact on anyone. While I would be regarded as part of the "silent majority", I can also belong to the "unsilent irrelevants".
I don't have to study or research current events, because no one will ask me when they're current.
No matter where I talk, it's the same as being in the vacuum of space. I am an island.

Regards,
Irrelevant