The Irrelevant Haircut

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. I was told today I need a haircut. My question is why?
If I'm perceived as irrelevant, why do I need a haircut? After all, if no one cares about my existence, then why do they care if I've got nice looking hair?
Also, by someone telling me I need a haircut, doesn't that automatically mean my opinion on the subject is totally irrelevant as well? If a person suggested to me I need a haircut, that would be one thing. But telling is another story.
Even suggesting a haircut could be going across the line. Maybe asking first if someone is intentionally growing their hair longer is a better way to begin. If they say no, or not really, then maybe a suggestion is in order. But telling seems to me to be out of line, especially if the tellee is irrelevant.

Regards,
Irrelevant