The Irrelevant Suit Answer

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. If you want to pick the most irrelevant answer to a question, you may want to choose asking someone who normally doesn't wear a suit to the office why they're wearing a suit. No matter what the answer is, it's irrelevant. Why? Because they're not going to believe the answer.
No matter what reason you've got for having a suit on, everyone will think it's because you have a job interview. So if you answer "I'm going to a funeral", or "I have to attend a formal event", everyone will reply "Oh yeah right. You've got a job interview".
However, if you answer that you're going to a job interview, the reply will be, "No, really, why do you have a suit on?". That's because they don't believe anyone would be "honest" enough to admit they were going to a job interview.
As a result, no matter what you answer, the person asking won't believe you. So make up an answer! After all, it's irrelevant.

Regards,
Steve