The Irrelevant Availability II

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. So why am I not getting any calls? Because I'm irrelevant. In the past, the expensive green fee was an alternative answer, a more polite one than irrelevancy.
Now some of you may be saying that I could be calling as well. And you're right. I called many people over the years to invite them to my club. This year I said I wasn't going to do it, just to see if anyone would.
Now I have played and will play with people I played with last year. It's been tough to arrange some games, though. What I've discovered during this process is the more irrelevant you are, the more available you have to be. Since I'm very irrelevant, I have to be available almost all the time.
Why is that true? More tomorrow.

Regards,
Irrelevant