The Irrelevant Orientation Meeting II

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. This orientation meeting will be the same as the one I went to last year. Same agenda, same content. Nothing new. If I didn't go, I'd still be able to do my job. While I will see people I haven't seen during the off-season, I'll end up seeing them in April anyway.
So is this meeting irrelevant to me? Yup.
Will I still go? Yup.
Why? Because to my boss, this meeting is relevant. And there's free food.
Will people be penalized if they don't go? Nope.
Does that change my mind? Nope.
Can I sleep through it? Maybe.
Always judge things as relevant through relevant people's eyes.

Regards,
Irrelevant