The Irrelevant Paramedics II

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. What's the best way to make paramedics relevant?
How about getting them closer to where the highest potential for accidents is?
Maybe have them stationed at business parks.
Maybe at golf courses.
Maybe at busy intersections.
Maybe at the places research says are the most common for accidents.
In other words, shouldn't paramedics be more like tow trucks?
If paramedics got paid by their response time (more pay for faster response) would they deploy themselves differently?
Maybe that is something relevant to think about.

Regards,
Irrelevant