The Irrelevant Chair III

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Where to go now? The chair and the wall were relevant eating areas. I was irrelevant, so I didn't belong.
I decided to stop eating for three reasons. One was the lack of irrelevant eating areas. The second was it was just snack food, so I would be having lunch later. And third, my son was finished, and decided he wanted to play. Since I was an irrelevant person with no where to go, I took him to another room to run around.
Could the church have handled this situation better? Could they have had an irrelevant eating area? One that was irrelevant accessible? An area where irrelevant people didn't have to mix with relevant people? I believe these are things worth considering.

Regards,
Irrelevant