The Irrelevant Lack of Sleep

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. I arrived home at 12:45am this morning after curling and grocery shopping. Everyone else was asleep, thank goodness.
This morning I was asked when I got home. After I replied my daughter said I must be tired from the lack of sleep. I said a lack of sleep for me is irrelevant.
Why? Because I don't have to work today. Or do any thinking.
Actually, because I'm irrelevant, I never have to worry about a lack of sleep. Since anything I do is irrelevant, it doesn't matter what condition I'm in. What's the difference between doing a good irrelevant job and a bad irrelevant job? Indeed, that difference is irrelevant.
In theory, I could stay awake or fall asleep at any time. As long as those actions don't endanger anyone else, the timing is irrelevant.

Regards,
Irrelevant