The Irrelevant Lunch Answer

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. The other day I went to pick up my spouse for lunch. One of the co-workers asked "Are you going for a 'nooner'?", meaning a sexual encounter.
I was about to answer, then said, "No matter what I answer, you won't believe me". Why? Because my answer was irrelevant.
If I would've answered, "No, we're just eating" the co-worker would've still thought we were nooner bound.
If I would've answered, "Yes, we're nooner bound!", the co-worker wouldn't believe that I'd say that if it were true. Thinking I was telling a lie to be funny, she'd say "No, really, where are you going?".
Next time you're asked a question like that, remember it doesn't matter what you say, and pick your favourite irrelevant reply.

Regards,
Steve