The Irrelevant Recognition

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Why do relevant people give irrelevant people recognition? It's a question that boggles my mind. After all, if the person is irrelevant, then doesn't it follow that the tasks they do are also irrelevant?
As an irrelevant person, I don't want to hear "You did very well on that task". If I hear that, immediately warning signals go up. Why is this relevant person praising me? Why is this relevant person even talking to me? What is the REAL reason for this relevant person to talk to me?
Since Ontarians are in the middle of an election, we are being showered with this irrelevant recognition. You are important! You can make a difference! Vote for my party!
What kind of recognition is acceptable to an irrelevant person? The answer tomorrow.

Regards,
Irrelevant