The Irrelevant Wall Hanging Opinion

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. My spouse constantly asks me for my opinion. Why I have no idea, because it's irrelevant, since I'm irrelevant.
It reminds me of what a gentleman I know went through with his wife when deciding where to put a wall hanging. His wife asked him where he would put this wall-hanging, as apparently she hadn't decided yet.
After she suggested Wall A, she reemed off many reasons why it was inappropriate. Same for his suggestions of Walls B, C, and D.
Finally, he suggested Wall E. There was silence.
Where were the idea-torching reasons? What was going on? Had he made a relevant choice?
More tomorrow.

Regards,
Irrelevant