The Irrelevant Assets II

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. FYI I got a call from the branch today. Turns out we were accepted after all, even though our accounts are still not "option friendly". Maybe our assets were relevant after all!
Having said that, I wonder why the branch let me know, when it's the brokerage who does the approval. Are my spouse and I irrelevant to the brokerage?
And why the delay? Is our business irrelevant to the brokerage?
We're fortunate we don't have to rely on this money. In a way, it's irrelevant to us. That's why I'm not too upset.
What about others who see this as a relevant investment? Would they feel irrelevant?
When does someone become relevant to a brokerage? Do they have to be a "whale", a Las Vegas term for big spender? I guess only someone relevant would know.

Regards,
Irrelevant