The Irrelevant Ravine

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Today I was tying tree branches together to put out with yard waste. During that time I had two separate visits from ladies on the street.
Both ladies wondered why I was putting yard waste on the curb to be picked up. After all, our street backs onto a ravine. All the branches and leaves could go into that area. They would look like they belong.
I told the ladies the ravine was irrelevant.
Why? Because my spouse, being a relevant person, wanted the yard waste at the curb, instead of in the ravine. End of story.
Did this make sense to the ladies? Actually, no. It didn't make sense to me either. I told them my thoughts were irrelevant too.
More tomorrow.

Regards,
Irrelevant