The Irrelevant Intangible Benefits

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. My spouse was at the doctor today for a physical. The conversation came up about me being unemployed. The doctor asked if I needed some anti-depressants. My spoouse replied with laughter. Apparently the only thing I will die of according to my spouse is possibly excessive free golf rounds.
My spouse is becoming concerned about my "jobs" (part time golf marshall, full time home care) not providing enough income. When I mention the intangible benefits (not having to worry about home care, or kids being sick, or kids not going to school, or having to get up in the morning because I'm getting them ready), it falls on deaf ears. That's because the intangible benefits are irrelevant.
Why are they irrelevant? More tomorrow.

Regards,
Irrelevant