The Irrelevant Illness II

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Why would a relevant person care for me in my time of illness? It doesn't make sense.
By caring for me, the relevant person would be ignoring relevant duties to look after an irrelevant person, which by default is an irrelevant act. Why do something irrelevant, when there are relevant things to be done?
Since I'm irrelevant, it follows that my duties are irrelevant. Therefore, I don't have to delegate them, especially to a relevant person. However, if I do lie in bed and don't do my irrelevant duties, people will have proof that I am irrelevant. They then will ignore me even more, which will make me even more irrelevant.
Is there any way my illness will make me relevant? Not a chance. My illness will make me more irrelevant. Therefore it's better to pretend I'm well.

Regards,
Irrelevant