The Irrelevant Illness

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. I was unavailable Monday because of Canadian Thanksgiving.
This past Thursday evening/Friday morning I was quite ill. I didn't get much sleep. I spent more time in another room (guess which one!) than my bedroom. Yet come Friday morning I was up doing my normal duties.
Why? Because my illness was irrelevant, because I am irrelevant.
If a relevant person would've been as ill as I was, that person would've been bed-ridden. The world would've stood still waiting for that relevant person's condition to improve. All duties would've been delegated.
In my case, everything had to stay as it was. Irrelevant people are not cared for.
Why? More tomorrow.

Regards,
Irrelevant