The Irrelevant Car Dent

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. We're one of those strange families who have a two car garage, and we put both our car and our van in it at the same time. Weird, huh?
We also have some bikes in the garage in between the car and the van. One of them doesn't have the best kickstand.
This morning my spouse opened the front passenger van door, and rubbed the bad-kickstand bike. It started to fall, but my spouse caught it in time.
When I came out, I asked my spouse why the bike was caught. After all, it was leaning towards the car. Since I drive the car most of the time, any car dent would be irrelevant.
Why? Because I'm irrelevant, the car is also irrelevant. Therefore any dent would also be irrelevant.

Regards,
Irrelevant