The Irrelevant Raking II

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Why bother to rake (or any other household chore for that matter) if it's irrelevant? Because raking is an irrelevant task that has different degrees of irrelevancy.
At the very bottom is not raking at all. Your lawn may not need raking, or mowing may cure it (as it would my lawn at the moment). However, if you have a pile of leaves all over your lawn, you are seen as completely irrelevant, an absolute lazy single cell creature.
If you do what I did, you're up a level, but still irrelevant. You haven't finished, so starting is seen as being above creature level, but below mammal level.
Then at the very top of the scale, your lawn is leaf-free. Are you now relevant? No, because that's the way your lawn should be. It's the equivalent of a poker ante. You have to do it to get in the game, but only the winner is relevant. In lawn care there's no winner, just the irrelevant.

Regards,
Irrelevant