The Irrelevant Talking

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. If an irrelevant person talks, does anyone care?
No. And that's why it doesn't matter if I talk.
I can just talk to myself. I can talk out loud. Doesn't matter.
I can use a cartoon voice. I can talk normally. Doesn't matter.
I can talk loud or soft. Doesn't matter.
I can talk fast or slow. Doesn't matter.
I can speak English or French. Doesn't matter.
I can spit while talking, or swallow when talking. Doesn't matter.
No matter how/if I talk, it's irrelevant.

Regards,
Irrelevant