The Irrelevant Feel

This blog is written mostly tongue in cheek. Some points may be informative. Please provide your feedback.
If you suffer from self-irrelevancy, please seek professional advice.

Hello. Yesterday we celebrated my sister-in-law's birthday. One item she received was a sweater. She looked at it, felt it, then said to my brother and me, "Doesn't this sweater feel nice?".
The thing was, my brother and I were a fair distance away from her. We couldn't reach the sweater. And my sister-in-law wasn't straining to pass it to us.
At this point I realized feeling the sweater was irrelevant. Why? Because I was going to say "it feels nice" no matter what.
My brother and I looked at each other, said "yeah, it feels nice", then laughed. My sister-in-law was happy we agreed with her. She wondered why we laughed, however.
Always know how to answer, because your true thoughts are irrelevant.

Regards,
Irrelevant