The Irrelevant Debate

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Hello. Tonight, if you're Canadian, you get your choice of watching two nationally televised debates.
In Canada the 5 party leaders will have an English debate after having a French debate last night.
In the US the 2 vice presidential candidates will have a debate as well, presumably in English.
Which to watch? The Canadian one, of course. The US debate is irrelevant to me.
Why? Because the Canadian debate deals with our country. The US one doesn't. The Canadian debate is with leaders. The US one isn't. And the Canadian parties have a lot at stake. The US Democrats don't, because if they don't get elected after the recent fiasco, there is a huge problem. In short, the US debate tonight is irrelevant.

Regards,
Irrelevant